Looks like Goodell's policies are protecting player safety, though.

@HamzaAbdullah21

In their defense, 2012 was the first time the Giants fans got to celebrate the Giants clinching at home in forever.

This will be interesting when the Canucks win the Stanley Cup, because I'm not sure you can flip a fusion-powered flying car.

AAHRIGHT BOYS, LET'S GO AHHREST THAT DAHHK- Oh, carry on, sir. Our mistake. Enjoy your evening.

Mass of Massholes amass en masse?

Ugh. Just awful. Come on, people. Do you have any consideration for your fellow man? For crying out loud, it's 2013. Why are you still recording vertical screen videos?

Security: Sorry gentlemen, can’t let you in.

Regardless of whichever version of events is true, I'm really hoping that his fight had everything to do with the pronunciation of "jaguar."

This is very depressing and only goes to prove that God hates Jags.

I never in a million years thought I'd get a response to my letter, but this proves that it's always worth it to at least take a shot.

I don't have any pictures of this, but the coolest thing any athlete ever did for me was when Julius Erving sent me a signed basketball when I was a kid.

I wrote to Shawn Kemp once, and all he sent back to me was three children by three different women.

40+ recs for a Staten Island gag? Typical Deadspin East Coast Bias.

And as an American who's never lived in New York City, I'm amused at the lack of knowledge New Yorkers have about everything outside the boroughs. But that's evened out by the abundance of annoying arrogance and love of Red Sox-Yankee telecasts.

Didn't know about Buffalo?

In Texas that don't allow colors.

kewl

I'm sorry Christian. Not even Wendy Peffercorn is capable of resuscitating your season.

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