You should have seen Danny Woodhead's reaction when he found out Skechers was no longer making shape-ups.

it's a petulant child acting up like a 2 or 3-year-old.

"Cristiano's [assertion] is patently ridiculous, as I don't have any favorite teams and players," responded an indignant Blatter. "It's obvious to any observer of the game that I pull for all football teams and players that have paid me the requisite amount of blood-spattered money."

I don't think he was being disrespectful to him, much less Portugal and his club.
Seriously.
Blatter is allowed to have his perception and opinions.
He still complimented Ronaldo on what's good about him. Football skill.
Because there ain't much else there otherwise

Lemme get this straight. You read this post, about Chinese street-food vendors cooking food in oil made from untreated sewage and the rendered fat of putrefied animal carcasses, and you thought, I know, I'll make a snide comment about... carcinogens! Because clearly what everyone is concerned about in this story of…

It's too bad the video cut off where it did.

Just a couple of minutes later, Blatter started mimicking the facial expressions — and assessing the romantic choices — of Franck Ribery.

A 240-lb kicker?

In a similar story 18 years in the future, Will Leitch was banned from the Daily Illini newsroom for a year after a being involved in a drunken slap fight over a Woody Allen retrospective.

"I'm here for the Gyro Ball."
-John Kruk, dressed in a tuxedo

Ha ha soccer!

Christ... Maybe we should just have the Blues forfeit the rest of the week to be safe.

Honestly, I like that Dan Snyder got robbed.

Pouncey might be able to stand up to questioning at first, but sooner or later he is going to snap.

I don't/doing understand/stood the/that question(s). It is/was hard to read/ing.

You strike me as the kind of guy who has a knife collection.

It really doesn't matter where the contact occurs on that type of hit, it's all illegal when it's your girlfriend.

You should probably delete your Twitter account if you have one.

Yes, but is it the best fan in baseball?

As a former service member myself, I can definitively say "who cares". The uniform requirements are (like many aspects of service) largely bullshit rules designed by long serving blowhards to lord over the "lesser" servicemen.

I didn't serve to get bars on my arm, I served because I owed my country. The rest of it can…