CKY is the brother of friend of Bam Margera. They aren't bad but I must hate them because they are associated with the Jackass crew.

She says she cares about her life, yet she's a political science major. Have fun working at Applebee's, sweetheart.

Why are they in debt? Here are some reasons:

Jeez. Probably time to pull the plug on this Schiavo guy.

Back, and to the right. Back, and to the right...

Did you just infer that a professional sports franchise is being "bullied?"

I think Cards fans would be all for it. After all, it's not like he's using steroids or other PEDs. This kinda stuff harkens back to the days of Gaylord Perry and Don Drysdale. Lester's cheating the RIGHT way.

"Un-retire? Now way man, I'm havin' too much fun. Golfin', huntin', takin' the kids to soccer games... really enjoyin' the little things."

This shows what I have always suspected— that he is not a True Cardinal.

even gets hit in the fucking face the right way

I only have two jokes, and the one about polish sausage didn't seem relevant here. Is that wrong?

Forgive me for the tired attempt at humor. Just don't forget that the fun is in the reaction, not in the prompt. Or something.

I look forward to this being number nine on Sportscenter's Top Plays tonight, bookended by two high school sports viral videos and then with six preseason dunks and one scrappy white guy baseball play rounding out the rest of the field.

Free Verse is my favorite song by Leonard Skinnard.

While suspending him for being critical of a teammate is idiotic and petty, if they're going to go down that road, could they tack on a couple of days for centering the entire text?

Have you also seen that movie?

Stupid

I had no idea concussion tests included an essay portion.

Because of Drew, I simply cannot read the word, 'Haughty' without it following, 'Dipshit.' Please correct.

"All the free Coke you would want" was also a key part of SMU's recruiting pitch in the `80s.

So the 0-6 Bucs can get fans to show up at 5:20 a.m. on Monday, but the Rays who have made the playoffs three times in four seasons can't get fans to show up at 7:30 p.m. any day of the week?