Neither. My allegiance is to hard-thrown, horribly-located heaters.

Not capitalizing "World Series" shows your lack of respect for America's pastime.

No, but that is a wonderful idea.

Unfortunately for Erik, StubHub will be unable to refund the time he spends watching this shitty World Series in person.

Now all he needs to learn is how to take a contested 20-footer with 15 seconds left on the shot clock, and his transformation into Aaron Brooks will be complete.

[quietly closes browser window and goes about his day, never mentioning the tweet again]

Not much to do but throw up your hands.

As a Chicagoan, I feel it necessary to point out that we are not the "Second City" because we're second to New York. It's because our city was literally built twice because it burned to the ground. The city was resurrected with a plan from Daniel Burnham to turn our town into "Paris on the Prairie". We had a double…

Eh, it's only a Cardinals game.

Dry off in the freaking shower, bugs me more than anything when people drip on the floor and make the mats soggy, just towel in the shower and then get out. Plus if you dry your feet first you won't pick up any stuff off the floor.

Not surprising at all. I seem to remember a Florida quarterback who did quite well, despite a bum arm.

This guy's definitely got a chance. Just look at Carmelo Anthony. He's had a great career without a left hand below the elbow.

Damn you; you only beat me to it because of all the viruses slowing down my computer.

In my experience, a McAfee test turns up a bunch of dirty shit.

To answer Raysism's question, 742 yards.

Not much else to do when urine Kansas City...

Chiefs Fan: [stands up]

By FO's measure, Chris Johnson, Doug Martin, Ray Rice, CJ Spiller and MJD are all not only worse than the very mediocre Richardson, but significantly worse. Ray Rice is the 2nd worst running back in the league with at least 50 carries by DYAR. Basically, it all boils down to this: does anyone want to trade with me in…

To be fair to Richardson though, he did just get traded to the Colts last month, and they've used him in a lot of short yardage situations, which would skew the YPC stats on the low side. Also, the Browns tend to be a little pass-happy, so it's hard to establish a running game when Brandon Wheedon is throwing 40 times…