This bro's friend in the Chad Pennington jersey was only able to connect on three short punches, the fourth caused his shoulder to dislocate.

Hey, maybe if she didn't wanna get hit, she should have been born a man and then hit this guy even harder with her stronger, faster arms.

7 seconds? Why, that's barely enough time for people to bitch on Twitter about soccer being on TV.

Arsenal fans are the Cardinals fans of the EPL*.

Just in case you are keeping score, according to Greg, this is at least the 11th time this year that Arsenal has scored the goal of the year.

And true Cardinals fans. Good-hearted, old school, pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps humble Cardinals fans.

I wanted to feel like a Cardinals fan so I just went back and recommended all of my own comments.

Cardinals fans know how to be relentlessly self-congratulatory THE RIGHT WAY

Pretty rich that a team whose logo is a pair of flashy birds riding a pole is talking about "class"

I also heard Cardinals fans make better lovers than Dodgers fans because they get so much practice on themselves.

Well then, that rules her out.

In this case, it was forced.

When he said, "ONE! That's ONE body, hahahahahaha" and the lightning bolt flashed and a bunch of bats flew up around him I thought it was sort of inappropriate

Vote: Duolingo

Both of these issues could be remedied by the use of Sheepskins.

marmol heater: +1

You must be joking. I really hope you're joking. Are you joking?

Now, let's all be sure to keep our eyes out for athletically inclined babies from now on.

Wait a second, though. I, hand on heart, don't remember which supermodel I slept with last night.

Jenkins testified she had no memory of where she went, or where she tossed the box away.