Robert Downey is also an actor.

Yeah but that sheriff has been on heroin for the last 20 years so what does he know.

Great, now I've got "My Woman From Tokyo" stuck in my head. Thanks, jackass!

Could you also explain the difference between "Under Pressure" and "Ice Ice Baby"?

GATES: Hey man I’m glad you played today and all, but shouldn’t you be in the delivery room with your wife right now? Your wife is always going to remember that you missed the birth of your child for football.

You probably can't even punt a football.

MANY BEST FANS IN BASEBALL HAVE INFORMED ME THAT THE ANHEUSER-BUSCH NO LONGER OWNS THE CARDINALS.

Also known as celebation.

Uhh. Raysism doesn't do that. He just makes fun of the people who make bad comments.

"Nnnnhh... life begins at conception, Roe!"

Concerned Citizens: "We gotta do something! These players are risking severe injury by doing things that are ultimately unnecessary!"

Jealousy is a bitch. Next thing you know Yinzers will be calling for the end of warm up exercises that include the touching of ones toes or the speedy climbing of stadium steps.

I think you are missing something here. You see, most of the Cardinals shown in this posts are white, or light-skinned, so their showboating doesn't count. That's called being "a gamer," Tom. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my crossword puzzle.

Cardinals should be upset that a player did a bat flip and watched the ball, yet their outfielders still couldn't throw the guy out at 3rd.

Why Don't The St. Louis Cardinals Respect The Game?

Carpenter and Beltran's celebrations occurred while the ball was in play.

Seriously, Deadspin?

[bat flip]

This from the team that counts Ozzie "Backflips" Smith among its club legends.

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"