I hear VW is working on a timing belt that never needs to be changed.

Look, whether Oden makes the Heat or not, what's most important here is that we're dealing with a HUGE dick. Seriously, a shocking, jaw-droppingly big dick. The biggest one I've ever seen, even. And I'm not exaggerating here when I say that this literally outweighs everything else associated with this story.

Greg Oden also has a penis.

You might need some Heartguard if your heart is wormed.

OK hang on a minute I'll tell her.

Wow, they sure burned Drew. I mean it is now clear that Drew was totally wrong about how self-important, self-aggrandizing, and circle jerky Cardinal fans are.

Dan Schmitz @Simms2106
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This day and age having a bunch of Cardinals reference hurt butts is not all that surprising anymore.

They actually don't call it trolling in St. Louis, because only the 1% there has access to prime real estate under an old, moldy bridge.

Go back to your room in mommy and daddys basement and make love to you’re blow up doll you HOMO.

I am sure you not only watch every October, but also only in October.

You are a good person.

Except for that last sentence. Can I pretend I didn't see it?

It's real and not photoshopped. I was there covering it for a local TV station. That's my microwave truck in the background. It was at the Boeing plant at 94 and 370 in St. Charles County. It wasn't a strike, it was a group of protesters who tried to gain access in "weapons inspectors" costumes. Protesting the Iraq…

THANKS BUT I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT THE CARDINALS.

What's behind St. Louis's preoccupation with anal pain?

BUT NOW THEY'RE OWNED BY A BELGIAN HOLDING COMPANY AND SOMEHOW THAT CHANGES THINGS IN A CONSEQUENTIAL WAY.

What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring? A former Packer.

Hey as a Packer fan, I can guarantee I am 100% classless and my bragging is in no way humble

You really have to question the judgment of someone seeking out the Mannings to help win a race.

Fahckin Jersey would vote for Dawn Zimmer.