well there was that one time wh- *three minutes of dead air* five to five

Wait, there are actually people who like this guy? Seriously?!?

"You tell 'em, buddy!"

Just because you don't care, doesn't mean it's not worthwhile. I don't care about Lebron James, but I understand other people are interested in him.

No big deal, Crosby and Neal are Young enough Still to recover from minor injuries like that in time to play Nashville. (Okay, that last one was a stretch. Also, all the other ones ...)

Of the Big 8, I hope we get drawn with Argentina. At the rate he's going now, Messi suffers thigh or hamstring tear roughly every 9 days, so as long as he keeps that up, he won't be a factor. And if the USMNT can actually play like the physical, ass-kicking bruisers that they have the potential to be, they can knock…

USMNT: [is seeded for draw]

Bro, don't be sayin that!

Oh my god, you're right. Yasiel Puig is black.

This is how I started learning too, but it wasn't purposeful "breaking." I had to change PHP scripts to get them to work the way my employers wanted it to—and ended up breaking a lot ;).

"Pretty decent, I guess."
- Raysism, in reference to the punt

Great question Casen. I labored for several years as a teenager then by 25 I had worked up enough experience and contacts to open my own general contracting firm specializing in high-end remodels in London. The best advice I can give is to specialize in a trade (I chose carpentry), that way you interact with other…

It's why Manning is one of our favorite QBs: he's been a crafty veteran since he was 19 years old.

Also, if you have a picture of Peyton Manning's naked bootleg, please email us. We'll pay you $307.80 for it.

In Unprecedented Occurrence, Huge Dick Seen At Lambeau Field

Man, talk about the pot calling the kettle a Detroit Lion.

The irony of a 300 pound offensive lineman calling someone else fat is so rich that Dominic Raiola tried to eat it

Not only is Raiola an asshole, but he's also a fucking idiot. As a Detroit Lion, he's supposed to make the trombone sad.

From the Buccs to the Vikings or Raiders. Seems like GMs are grading him in the high Cs.

If an announcer is so excited his voice cracks, yes, that's losing it.