Would not have guessed that Chris Andersen had ever been guilty of poor judgment.

Birdman Dogged by Catfish; Zoologist Detained

All of this leads us to one fundamental truth in life: never trust a goddamn Canadian.

I don't see what the fuss is about. This is just what your face looks like when you say "It's a wonderful day for soccer!" in German.

Skip's definition of date night is not the same as everyone else's.

I don't know, he comes off more as "potential serial killer" than he does "consummate professional", but maybe that's just me.

How far can you punt a football?

I'm convinced that this is performance art.

Sadsack Deadspin Reader Punked into Reading Stupid Article about Two Sadsack Drunken Comedians Who Committed a Felony - TWICE - Against Idiot Kicker Who I Almost Feel Bad For Now

When I go to comedy shows I cross my fingers that the comedian will play voicemails!!!!

Looks like Vanderjagt still can't put away the Steelers.

TOM THIS IS AMERICA. IF 9/11 TAUGHT US N-E-THING ITS THAT AMERICA STANDS FOR FREEDOM FOR ALL PEOPLE. IF JR SMITH WANTS TO BE A MOSLEM AND EXPRESS HIS RELIGIOUS BELIEVES THATS HIS RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN WEATHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT!!!

So two guys steal what is probably one of the guys favorite possessions, brag about it, then act like assholes and hold out when he asks for it back. Not sure why this article is so slanted against Vanderjagt. These two just sound like a couple of douchebags. Stealing his jerseys isn't even that funny of a story. …

I don't like a story where the person who comes across like the least biggest piece of shit is Mike Vanderjagt.

"People Who Like Color" is not a judgement of aesthetics...

At no point in that 4 word sentence is the author judging anyone who likes the colors of green, blue, yellow, red, and white offered for the 5c over the traditional choices (+ 'gold') of the 5s.

You're the one taking beef and 'judging' the aesthetics of the 5c…

Uhhhhhhh... I'm pretty sure black people can't be racist, guy.

Isn't getting plowed by a train of crazed football players a nightly occurrence at ASU?

Fear not. This is not a plea from another aspiring, unpolished illiterate.

I hope they find some kind of moronic , super annoying noise maker too . . .