Sorry, but this is not an "own" goal. In China, the goal belongs to the state, and the players are merely permitted to possess it.

Just like a Klinsmann to blame the black man for hurting the white man and taking his job away.

We might be pretty pissed with Joel, but Campbell's the company is thrilled.

Look, I know that a lot of you are going to try to use this as an example of why soccer is stupid, or lame, or that everyone dives and they're all a bunch of fags, or whatever. But, come one, it's low-hanging fruit; don't be the moron that tries to do that. It's pathetic really.

Jürgen Klinsmann saw the dive after reviewing footage of the match, telling reporters yesterday that "the foul on Matt Besler was not a foul, [Campbell] faked it."

You'd rather watch Scotland in WC qualifying?

Wallace was overheard yelling at Ireland, "WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT MY FREEDOM?!"

Tomlinson, who wore "1D" as his shirt number, dusted himself off, but limped off the field and vomited when he reached the sidelines.

Classless of course, and unfortunately not a surprise either. Agbonlahor is one of the Premier League's most well-known Villans.

Don't worry bro, it'll happen to you too! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go organize my Semisonic CD collection.

Not sure these programs are worth the fuss. When was the last time they had a guy go pro?

Nyad's made the wrong enemy in the Marathon Swimmers Forum. They have whole sections dedicated to protection, timing, and the motion of the ocean.

The "English Channel rules" also mandated that Nyad swim by employing a series of awkward, arhythmic, inefficient strokes while holding a dead parrot in each hand.

You know who else wants to know? Cubans.

Let the bears pay the bear tax. He pays the Homer tax.

What did you expect? Hunting is an essential part of the B.C. way of life.

What can you say? Stoners love bear claws.

I have a very high sex drive. I hear you pay good to plus I love women and tits and pussy (even lesbians) that really turn me on. No other men in it just me.