Then why do you fucking keep showing up? If the humor — THE POINT OF THE GODDAMN SITE, by the way — is so outré / offensive / juvenile / shitty, then get the fuck out. There's the fucking door.

And don't forget Herzegovina. They are the real difference makers.

"Ladies and Gentleman, we have a FUCKING football team."

-Zygi Wilf, Oct. 7, 2005

"That's it here from Sarajevo, where after a terrific genesis the Bosnians' second half was depressingly predictable. And now back to the su-su-studio."

After 45 minutes of getting mollywhopped by Bosnia

What the fuck? Gay baiting? I had hopes you had a funny punchline. And what fuckstick actually recommended this?

Very sad. When I heard that we'd lost a homer, I really hoped it was Hawk Harrelson.

the worst part? it was ruled an infield fly.

Most people wouldn't joke about this, but some of my best friends fell thirty feet from the upper deck.

White Guy: [assists Africa]

Wow. Her husband being killed in a "single-car crash" right as this whole thing was going down seems pretty suspicious to me. I would have guessed hot air balloon accident, or maybe a penny-farthing wreck.

Unfortunately, after the game, he drowned in the deep end of the pool named after him.

You can have two dads these days, you know

A fellow bookie, eh? What's your favorite piece of 20th century fiction by a non-American author?

Instead they will be hiring on an additional 900 security consultants to monitor the remaining 100 Systems administrators. Also, they will be contracting to even more outside agencies to implement automation systems to eliminate relying on trusting outside agencies to do administrative work.

Looks like Edith completely misunderstood her doctor's advice to have more B12 in her diet.

yes we like sports

Not surprised FIFA is high on Colombia again.

I think "dick" and "74-inch pianist" are the same thing.