This is also the marketing slogan for the Urbana, Illinois Chamber of Commerce.

Are you a lawyer? If so, what's your preferred method of travelling through water, Row V. Wade?

They asked four others first, but when told they'd be going to the Pro Bowl they all declined.

I know you're all uppity, Europe, but I've seen a lot of your people drinking things in cars. Not sure what to make of it.

in contrast, AS Roma's black-themed video was much less well-received.

This trade is sure to raise a few eyebrows. No offense, Charlie Villanueva.

It's getting old.

Rossi is not really the apt comparison. He was born and raised in the US, is by taxonomic indicators a Jersey Guido of the highest order (his parents formerly teachers in nearby Clifton, NJ). Having said that, Rossi was always clear about where his hearts and ambitions lie and that was with Italy. Painful though it…

Well, obviously it's not the FIRST amendment over there. How many did they already have when we started writing out own?

Great point. I'll defer to those who are more knowledgeable, but I'd also imagine that whoever signed their name to this could be served with liable charges. This is pretty insulting stuff.

Jesus, Barry. If I wanted to see this many slurs in a row in such an organized yet offensive manner, I'd just re-follow Joey Barton on Twitter.

You're a fantastic representative of the American education system.

Serie A's List of Banned Words:

Spaz, Downy, Midget, Cripple, Retard, Handicapped

Aron told the competing newspaper that he's not doing it for the money, but for the ƤŬšŚŶ.

How about that, Iceland really is green.

Let's be honest though, it wasn't really the beautiful game until Diskerud came on.

Serious question - does Vince get to keep his house? I would really hate to see that happen, especially since Young has never been a big for-clothes guy.

Well, this is kind of a downer. It's much, much funnier when Mark Sanchez ends up in a rears.