It was great to meet them and share some pics of our watches and families, however next time I'll wait until after the lasagna to show them my son.

As always, Eli gets the last laugh on the Patriots.

Hey mister, when you spread mis-trues like this about a famous person like Mr. Hernandez, your actually de-faming him. If your not careful, he might sue you for liable.

I thought this was the less disgusting angle. I was originally going to point out that she apparently had sex with J. J. Redick.

Some people are fans of the Jacksonville Jaguars.

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...was arrested last night in Tampa in connection with the stabbing death of a woman believed to be his girlfriend

I was buoyed by my sense of humor.

No good J.J., no one's going to take these tweets seriously. Time for Plan B.

We don't see the problem.

Fortunately the Nigerian Football Federation is exactly like the NCAA.

Even though Brent was able to blow them out on the first try, they were still technically trick candles.

I have to side with the ref. Soccer is polarizing enough already.

"We are not a cautionary tale."

Collins had worried Rogers might be a little forward, but fortunately he just turned out to be a little midfielder.

What's black and white, and read all into?

It's kind of fucked up to have a bunch of Grimaces there since I'm fairly certain McDonald's has been the cause of a lot of cases of Adult Onset Diabetes.

He may not look it, but he's nuts over her.

Well, I'm so glad that we finally figured out that Raysism's real name is Zachary.

A few more distasteful occurrences like this are going to really tarnish the ideal of the college football shower.