Greg, I normally love your write ups, but I have a bit of a nit to pick. You call the press shit-stirrers in Europe, but you say Bale has said he wants to leave. He never said that. There are no quotes of him saying that. Just some made up story by one of the shit-stirrers in Europe that has been covered by everyone…

Boy. That was elaborate.

Rearview mirrors are an added convenience, no more. When backing up and changing lanes, you should turn around. The sideview mirrors cover everything else. People rely on rearview mirrors too mcuh.

I think he's got some beautiful hair, too. Don't worry, someone caught what you were going for.

If only he had mentioned that right in the article...

I'm pretty sure her right wrist. But it took me a while to even see the balloons you were talking about so I may be wrong.

I chuckled. And the lol'd at the reactions.

Robbie Rogers does not suck dick at soccer. He's very good at soccer in fact. All world player? No, but very good.

He was trying to get his writing sample in without anyone noticing it was a writing sample.

There's even an ly at the end, you just can't see it from this angle.

Did you catch the part where the dad didn't know what was going on? Just saw his son laying on the ground, thinking he was goofing around...

That's a totally valid position to take and I won't stand in your way.

ad block plus. no pre video ad at all.

But the seven man dunk really came down to a dude sitting down, catching the ball and then throwing an oop. So it was really more some dudes playing catch, and then in separate events, the dude throws an oop.

FWIW, I have one of those things you were talking about, and I like it. It mostly works. Every once in a while, the dogs will come in at juuuuust the wrong angle and the bottom half will be stuck on the floor inside, but in general it's nice.

When have they ever been in the business of making sense to customers?

That may be true. I was just basing this off of this:

All I know is they released this recently:

http://blogs.att.net/consumerblog/s…

Just an FYI, I'm pretty sure they recently said they would no longer be allowing customers to upgrade and renew their contract early. You will now have to wait the full 24 months.

Even as a staunch Rose supporter who doesn't get why people are actually saying this about him...I thought your joke was beautifully done. +1