This made my insides smile.

I'm too scared to go look up the word yinz.

Awesome.

May he rest in peace. Or actually, start the zombie apocalypse.

I think this was a shitty attempt at pointing out Pittsburgh is known for their steel or something.

"you're so bad that you made me root for Tebow for a day." That's the worst thing you can say about any group of fans.

So very much this. It's entertaining.

No he was saying that maybe Kasparov was indeed there to protest, using the Al Capone comparison to prove it wouldn't be and outlandish guess.

Yes. Yes. +1

Nobody likes ND.

+1 life of eternal happiness

I hope you're being serious so I don't come off as an idiot/jerk, but consider it a the same a "like" on Facebook. Just saying you appreciate the joke, but you don't have anything to add on.

Or look exactly like the dust print on that other car hood that's been circling the internet for years...

The reject button on your phone would be on the screen itself. Try reading the fucking article, then read my fucking response. I talk about the power button on top of the phone. Ya know a physical button.

+1 outstanding

This. It can even be done blindly in your pocket too.

Also, if you hit the power button once it silences it, and if you hit it again, it rejects the call. This app seems pointless. I mean it's damn near impossible to miss the power button. I can even do this in my pocket.

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