I hate myself for this but I would hate fuck her like the fist of an angry god.

Calling the cops would be the nicest thing I would do to you.

Getting back on the horse after you have been hurt is TOUGH.

I’m normally not a super car guy, but I like the looks of this one.

lol

Me.

LoL

What is this “fair” you speak of?

Go upside his head with the biggest wrench you own, Sunny Jim.

Ummmmm... maybe you should raise your standards once you get your life together?

Godspeed, good sir. Godspeed.

That’s never stopped you before.

em·i·nent·ly

Quit while you’re behind.

What do you think “labia” means?

I, too, have the weirdest boner.

I read this and thought “0 to 60 in 6 seconds? Big deal.”

I don’t give a shit about your plumbing, fuckwit.

You’re the poster child for bad decision making. So, no. ;)

Where’s the Fun/Daily graphic? Or did you guys give up on that after a day?