Maybe you could spend some of that money on learning how to drive.

I am not being sarcastic. You still deserve junk punching.

paik

I see you didn’t bother to watch the video.

How is it awkward to be vindicated like that?

It should be legal to come to your house and punch you in the junk for “gave 110% effort”.

Ummmmm...

You should have more opinions about movies you haven’t seen.

For a guy whose marriage ended in a bitter disaster, you sure do give a lot of marital advice.

As a landlord, I want to cockpunch you for working on your vehicles in your house.

Because their victims don’t press charges.

Jesus, I’m an idiot.

Her brother offered to take her and her kids in.

You’re regularly the fucking worst.

Pedophile state trooper.

Tori looks like my 60-year-old Filipina house cleaner. Except poorer.

Was Garrison’s husband an admitted child molester? I thougjt not.

Boo fucking hoo.

And maybe the National League should get rid of the Designated Hitter?

“(NOTE: If that is actually noted in In Cold Blood, please do not come at me with pedantry, I have not read this book since probably 1998.)“