You’re only about three weeks late with that little critique.

About what I expected.

You do realize that Jezebel is NOT a feminist site, correct?

LOL

I like what you have to say, but could you lose the “tard” insults? I’m sure you could find better.

Or, we could just nuke ‘em.

You amazing bastard.

We know you keep the spares behind the visor.

lol

A helmet saved my wife’s life while she was riding her mountain bike two years ago. There’s really nothing laughable about safety gear. Unless, of course, you’re an internet badass.

Naw. I just act like a role model for my kids instead of trying to look weak so women will like me on the Internet.

Righto, Marylou.

lol

You’re supposed to be the role model, for fuck’s sake.

“I started to laugh until I started to cry.”

This anecdote convinced me beyond a shadow of a doubt that the guy is pure scum.

LoL

That is not ironic.

You do, apparently. I mean, you clicked on the article and commented on it.

You and your wife are super-badass.