You sound poor.

Fuck off, you aphasic fuckwit.

No.

No they aren’t. No worse than men, anyway.

Gave a Republican a wedgie.

Nope. I don’t suck.

My 180 begs to differ.

A VERY helpful nurse at Landstuhl taught me that one.

No. Absolutely not.

Then you’ve just created your own personal safe space.

Just pay it forward, son. Pay it forward.

How many cars do you drive at 200 mph when you’re bungee jumping?

Wear a condom.

No. They in no way involve vomit.

I pray that the state will remove your children from your home.

Turn off the news, learn to masturbate left-handed.

It wasn’t a date. Stop being crazy.

Tell him to start practicing the LSAT now. Nothing else really matters at this point.

Don’t drink or smoke if you’re fertile and unprotected.

You need to look up what the word vomitoreum means.