Yeah, I’m not feeling this... As hot as I find the rev of a v12 (sigh), this seems a little creepy

It’s so helpful his name is Pratt - it means I have to put no brain power whatsoever into trying to remember which kind of Chris this is one is...

Can I also add that if it’s doxxing I already assume names have been changed: “let’s call her Sarah’’, “we’ll call him John” Just call them Sarah and John, and cut to the effing chase

“I’m genuinely surprised there are no sexual harassment allegations around him.”

The uk is hella racist. Not that most admit it - this rag and their ilk try to convince us its just patriotism. I say this as a Brit who hears almost daily how Piers Moron speaks for the people or “I haven’t got a racist bone in my body but [insert racist tirade about immigration and living off benefits here]”. 

Yes! I’ve been scrolling these for days and I’m being driven potty by all these creepy pastas. Please no more ouija boards, no more “let’s call him “Dave”” and no more effing ‘sensitives’. This is not creative writing at the learning annex. If it is made up, at least have the decency to not drone on for three…

I loved reading your stories, you had me howling over that Findus reference! I don’t have a Maggie, but I do occasionally have a mischievous ‘presence’ that finds things I've lost (usually the moment after I’ve admitted defeat and had to admit I’ve lost them)

My sentiments exactly - what a douchy thing to do

This story kinda makes me root for shadow man being reunited with his cosmic long lost love, but at the same time I don't think you should be stalked by ghostly presence. Too many feels

On point three - it feels like their ‘new’ name is akin to adding a winky face emoji on the end

Fucking hell, that's gross.

Came here to appreciate this. I can’t remember which writer it was, but my favourite description was ‘sentient thumb, Dr Phil.’

I thouht it was rather obvious that I was talking to and of the UK/Irish demographic, but appologies if that wasn’t clear; while we’re at it I don’t think the names mentioned are world-renowned either. But you’re right - had I been talking to the entire world my assumption would have been pretty american. 

I’m so glad Dylan Moran has made a stance against him. I loved Black Books so am glad this isn’t cancelled too now.

Graham Linehan is obviously a POS person. I’m glad that he’s finally facing some repercussions. I’m ashamed to say I was unaware of his bad takes, which have clearly been going on for a long time - until today.

The fact that she thought a child on the autism spectrum would benefit from nursing care is a HUGE red flag

I had investigations and an ultrasound eleven years ago that found everything was normal. (I’ve been convinced for as long as I can remember that something was up, I qualified for a full check up because I’d had treatment that could affect my fertility). 3 further pelvic exams in the interviening time then a couple of…

Can you imagine them just going ahead and filling the thing with tampons? Every time anyone opens a cupboard more float out until the place is filled. Astronauts are having to negotiate their way through a mass of suspended tampons as they try to work, meanwhile Sally Ride looks on completely bemused at the whole situa…

Either you watched this very recently or you have an incredible memory - I loved Dawsons Creek but my memories are a little fuzzy. But I am inspired to rewatch now

I did see that - he was pretty funny. The show however was, well... not great