My parrot, who is valiantly trying to learn to whistle this tune, heartily approves.

No. But this article is about the tragic death of a college student at the hands of terrorists. Not an appropriate article to start talking about the massacre in Beruit. And if you can’t see that, then there is something wrong with you.

Did you ever notice the Tostitos logo is two people sharing a bowl of dip?

Yes.

Ahnuld: Phased plasma rifle in duh fohty-waht range

What in the hell is woke, anyway? I saw it somewhere the other day and just figured the person was dumb and didn’t know how to type or spell or something, but its’ a thing people say? Aside from, “when I woke up,” obviously.

You might have more fun if you just did the twist.

It’s incredibly popular. Even my preschooler whips/nae naes. Do you cringe every time someone does the twist?

Don’t Speak.

First face I saw? Matthew Lillard.

It is truly the oddest haircut I’ve ever seen. Like, is there a distinct ridge up there that he’s trying to camouflage...?

Apparently lots of the signs that were put up after his death have been vandalized, and people have been cutting the blue ribbons people tied around everything.

Reminds me of the behind closed ovens where the English girl didn’t realize cheeseburgers had meat lolol

There is not enough Listerine in the world.

When he’s the one missing his tongue, the “innocent until proven guilty” is only a matter for the courts.

She's 33. I'm a little terrified now that you called that middle aged.

I would agree with you if this kid still had a tongue. But since the reason he doesn’t have a tongue is because a middle aged woman had to bite it off in self defense, I’m going to go with every human needs to know this kid’s face.

Vomit vomit vomit and the BLOOD