Pinkham, we need you.

1000 times yes. bump this higher, fools!

Ho-ly shit.

At age 23 I had been dumped by the love of my life (or so I thought at the time). I cried a lot then, but that was all private and non-embarassing. It took its toll on me, but I got back on my feet.

Later that year, moved across the country to live with a platonic woman friend who I’d known since high school. I was…

The only Wendy Williams that mattered:

Shrayber don’t like it
Rock the sext ring
Rock the sext ring

“Scream” and “The Curve”?

Does that apply to any fry dipped in any milkshake, because that is what fries and shakes were made for.

This is NOT good kinja.

Ziggy drove a car/Quackin’ good with Scrooge and Daffy

It’s about living in a small boring state with nothing to do.

Is this on school property? She should get suspended.

My name is not O’Houlihee, nor is it Brian

15 or 16 years old. My second acid trip ever. My friends and I split about half a sheet of acid, dosing everyone we could get a hold of. Wandering through our suburb on a hot summer night. Marveling at the patterns. Watching the trees and houses and cars and sidewalks wobble about and smile at us, in tune with the…

Sometimes It Came Back

The people with the Chinese flags are probably there not in relation to the summit, but because President Xi is in town. For? Against? I have no idea.

Here’s a rundown on the truck:

I have definitely found errant long hairs around my penis when shacked up with long-haired women. Does the author have long hair herself? Or is she perhaps dating a hippie?

These are all drinks to be ordered at bachelorette parties or people who are destined to attend them. might as well call them Penis Tiaras or Bag of Gummi Penises.