“They were charged with making a Lord Of The Rings series that appealed to the widest audience possible without alienating die-hard fans.”

it’s a pretty clear giveaway that the studio knows they have a turkey on their hands when the marketing strategy revolves around scolding you for not liking it!

Despite the best efforts of...[checks notes]...Twitter randos and YouTube comments sections, the billion-dollar franchise will most likely succeed.

Instead of showing the adventures of Hobbits, Elves and men; we get the woke society of Amazon and friends destroying the canon of a loved franchise by recreating a character that was never depicted as being a warrior to begin with.

but it’s looking like Amazon’s big gamble might just pay off, despite the efforts of the usual toxic suspects.

REMEMBER, FOLKS, IF YOU DON’T BUY A PRIME SUBSCRIPTION AND MAKE JEFF BEZOS EVEN RICHER, YOU’RE RACIST, SEXIST, AND ANY OTHER -IST WE CAN THINK OF.

Good chicken wings are sublime. Crispy skin, spicy Buffalo sauce and an accompaniment of quality bleu cheese dressing.

The midterms are in three months, yo.

cjc understands the long game.  This is why cjc will thrive.

...buying a $5 iced coffee five days a week for a year costs $1,300 ... After 10 years you’ve spent $13,000 on iced coffee

What?!? How is $1,300/year on iced coffee not a fiscal impact for your average American? That’s like 2% the gross median annual salary. 

“And yet the discourse continues, inevitable as the tides, trapping us in the unceasing whirlpool in perpetuity,” said the whirlpool.

Tarantino went on to explain that it’s called “Battle Royale” because of the metric system.

Here’s a handy tip to remember if you should use “would have,” or “would of.”

Tarantino: “would have been awesome”

And people were gaslighted and told that that was a myth and wasn’t happening.  

. . . but he didn’t shoot no best boy grip.

Look, until proven otherwise, I’m going to assume that Alec Baldwin shot this guy.

I think you’re reading subtext in Solo that wasn’t really there.

Yeah, dude, you missed something. If you wanted to expend the minimum amount of effort to, you know, Google this shit, you’d unearth numerous additional accusations of sexual assault, including one involving a 14-year-old victim. But sure, he doesn’t seem like the “assault type” so it’s probably just all a hoax staged …