“And yet the discourse continues, inevitable as the tides, trapping us in the unceasing whirlpool in perpetuity,” said the whirlpool.

Tarantino went on to explain that it’s called “Battle Royale” because of the metric system.

Here’s a handy tip to remember if you should use “would have,” or “would of.”

Tarantino: “would have been awesome”

And people were gaslighted and told that that was a myth and wasn’t happening.  

. . . but he didn’t shoot no best boy grip.

Look, until proven otherwise, I’m going to assume that Alec Baldwin shot this guy.

I think you’re reading subtext in Solo that wasn’t really there.

Yeah, dude, you missed something. If you wanted to expend the minimum amount of effort to, you know, Google this shit, you’d unearth numerous additional accusations of sexual assault, including one involving a 14-year-old victim. But sure, he doesn’t seem like the “assault type” so it’s probably just all a hoax staged …

Unless yall have specifically asked the question, can we stop describing this person as her, and use the more accurate, birthing person? I don’t know how this can be so hard after I just read another Jalop story that was full of references of people who identify as female. Or women, or vj owners, or... crap now I’m…

This one was a baffling article as it starts with admitting that there are discussions about Marvel’s direction, then all the other slides essentially argue that MCU is actually doing absolutely awesome, no notes, everything is great. Like I was not expecting bashing, nor do I think it would have been correct, but…

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I don’t think “as-yet-unholstered” means what you think it means.

Yeah, people retroactively tend to apply the monocultural-juggernaut status the MCU now has to Phase 1 when it was all a lot more up-and-down at the time. Really, you can tell that they’re kind of hedging their bets on the whole “shared universe” thing and are making equally certain that they could just be a bunch of…

Wait, traffic fatalities went up in 2021 over 2020 when we were all told to stay home in 2020? SHOCKER. The speed limit in Utah is 80 in many places. Ever notice how many articles you read about the massive uptick in fatalities because of the speed? Oh wait, you haven’t seen any? Hmmmmmmm

A surprising amount of people are willing to publicly admit that they never really developed more than a bare minimum of bladder control. Try doing some kegels, folks.

Nobody still working at The AV Club has this level of wit anymore.

The big social paradigm shift we need is for people to stop expecting every single piece of entertainment to fit their specific wants/needs. A movie is 3 hours long and you can’t go that long without peeing? Sorry, I guess you’ll either have to hold it or miss a few minutes of the movie. We also need another paradigm…

And that whole pro-segregation thing and friends in the KKK thing. 

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