They would but they all got fired for refusing to relocate across country with no moving expenses covered or pay rate change.  

“Homelander (Antony Starr)? Homelander’s milking a cow.
Okay, so we’re not entirely sure what that last one is about,”

He punched a 77-year-old man, the man fell down, hit his head, and died as a result. This is textbook manslaughter per Florida statutes: regardless of whether there was a specific intent to kill, it is reasonably foreseeable that punching an old man in face could lead to their death; the fact that the kid was almost…

The only thing that IS clear is that he reserves his greatest contempt for us, the readers.

That’s just about the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about Barsanti... calling him a “writer”.

God, what a tedious writer.

I was really disappointed when I didn’t see him in the list of AV Club staff leaving.

Barsanti? Never!

I get the bit you’re doing, but I gotta say - Post Office was right there.

“Historically, Nintendo has never been the kind of publisher that will crap things out as often as possible in order to keep money flowing (unlike you know who)"

God we live in such a pussy society now.

A donut with sprinkles is clearly superior to a donut without sprinkles, so not sure this take is correct!

Chris Pine is beautiful and talented, but I think Ben Foster’s more compelling in these intense roles.

Can’t they just get whoever played Flexo to voice Bender?

“is he wooden, or just so deadpan it barely registers?—but eventually his innate likeability takes over”

Sounds like they’ve got the character spot on.

This one is easy. California will do what they always do. Bury them in a landfill in a DIFFERENT state, then pretend it’s not a problem. For California.

They’ll do what they’ve always done, pass the problem, it’ll be shipped to some developping country. Sadly.

They could just leave them by the train tracks. 

Correction: Alec Baldwin and other Rust producers seek to avoid accountability.

I don’t feel sorry for the looters. Fuck them. Theft is theft. They are fucking over consumers.