I’m still holding my reservation for a cyber truck. Ostensibly, it does everything I need it to do, at (ostensibly) a better price point. We’ll see what actually happens. 

Based on the header image, I’m imagining paying $1,000/month on a Kia. It’s not a fun experience.

Right, but there are no parking spots for able bodied people either, so it hardly seems like a “fuck the disabled” play. Anyone that needs to park a car at their home should probably shop other properties.

This applies to turkeys as well, FWIW. Don’t buy a 20 pound bird, buy two 10-pounders, or whatever combination of smaller fowls works for your family. And then spatchcock them. 

Many of us, in fact, drive or regularly ride in cars. That's why parking lots have those spaces with the blue and white signs and paint. 

It was a demented take on Frogger and I’m all for it.

In Charlotte, the city council recently allowed one developer to build an apartment complex that doesn’t have any parking at all. That means more units for people to live in and lower construction costs, which the developer says should save residents $250 per month.

Irrational Cybertruck noises

The Dragon Breath top-down scene is something I’ve been wanting for YEARS. One of those ideas that I saw somewhere (I thought Appleseed, but Minority Report might be the thing)... But just allowing the camera to treat the set like a set, rather than a building, and giving the viewer the god’s eye look at the combat.…

The Ban People: We should ban cruise ships.

Learn to code mine.

I drive a 392 challenger making 485 HP. Therefore, any car producing 486 or higher is too much, and should be illegal. 

Simply convert your oil derricks and fracking assemblies into Lithium shovels. Why has nobody thought of this?

I said that about BD-1 as well. 

Majors: *is a phenomenal actor*

Someone else shit their pants and now I’m expected to wear diapers.

Among the reasons I’m buying the shit out of Tesla stock. Besides all the unsexy supply side stuff they’re doing to generate profits, they also make money on fuckups.

My local option costs $30 for a large, which takes over an hour. That’s several excuses for ordering Domino’s.

My dogs in fact shit almost everything that they eat, so

Kinda sounds like exactly the thing we all said would happen, when people started in with the whole “Don’t pull people over, you can just ticket them later” thing. This is what you were asking for, when you asked for that.