Inhales deeply

I want to believe that if anyone could nail it, it’s Coogler.

Majors: *is a phenomenal actor*

Someone else shit their pants and now I’m expected to wear diapers.

Among the reasons I’m buying the shit out of Tesla stock. Besides all the unsexy supply side stuff they’re doing to generate profits, they also make money on fuckups.

My local option costs $30 for a large, which takes over an hour. That’s several excuses for ordering Domino’s.

My dogs in fact shit almost everything that they eat, so

Kinda sounds like exactly the thing we all said would happen, when people started in with the whole “Don’t pull people over, you can just ticket them later” thing. This is what you were asking for, when you asked for that. 

A quick BDSM scene, complete with whips and chains, foregrounds Pip’s time with Havisham, turning the feminist subtext of Dickens into text. ... Havisham and Estella treat him as their boy toy, with responsibilities including hide and seek, dance lessons, and forcing him to lose his virginity to a sex-positive member…

That’s, like, three dinners from Popeye’s.

I remember being weirded out when the fire happened, because within about 20 minutes Macron came out on camera and said “We don’t know how it started, but it definitely wasn’t on purpose.” Weird that we still don’t have the cause....

It *just* occurred to me that they only need to make another 20 Fast movies before they can merge the series with xXx

....really?

I mean that’s more or less how “Autopilot” works in airplanes. 

“Several times before the collision, the Su-27s dumped fuel on and flew in front of the MQ-9 in a reckless, environmentally unsound and unprofessional manner.”

They’re telling me my zipcode will be six inches underwater by 2050. Watch out, folks, I live at 4500 feet MSL. Y’all are in for a time.

Sir, this is America.

All of which could anger the millions of halfway-out-the-door Oscar viewers who hoped that a Maverick or Avatar triumph for Best Picture would win them back.

California: It Never Rains, It Pours

I knew y’all were gonna forget 3:10 to Yuma