Every once in a while I feel like maybe I’m missing something by skipping out on the new music scene, and just ignoring everyone there completely. I worry, sometimes, that I’ve lost the opportunity to experience all the beauty and artistry that the industry has to offer.

It’s not pro-slavery, only pro-slaver!

Tell me you didn’t watch The Woman King without telling me you didn’t watch The Woman King.

I, for one, am shocked that the movie glorifying slavery didn’t get a nod. What kind of message are we sending our children, if we can’t revel in the Girl Powerness of Africa’s most brutal slavers?

The “one thing that didn’t work” was the lightsaber/garbage ship fight. Totally out of character for the rest of the show, seemed to exist only for the purpose of padding the trailer with SFX shots.

I bought a package of 8 flexible sheet-like cutting boards and they kinda changed my life a little. You can roll them up into little food-canoes and dump meat or veg into a hot pan. Done cutting meat, but now you need to chop some cucumbers for something else? Or you need more room to work? Just grab another sheet.…

What’s with her “fighting” stance? 

The price cuts will mean nothing to anyone who’s not in the market for a Model S or Model X, which is the vast majority of people

My brother works on a cruise ship, and sent me photos of Cozumel. It beggars belief that there are 25 beaches better than Cozumel (he said, having never been to Cozumel).

There should be a way to tell the (insert technology here) that I’m running on rooftop solar and all the energy in my home is clean as long as the sun is up (which is when energy demand peaks for AC). If it waits until off-peak hours to do charging, it’s actually making things worse. 

....yes?

Is $60 brass-cut noodle from a mountaintop nunnery’s underground secret lair better than, like... just making your noodles? You can make noodles! 

In which AV Club reluctantly admits that censorship isn’t popular.

Power Seat Adjustments: Fuck you, Half Man Half Bear Half Pig, and your perfectly middle of the road average ass and ass region. My lopsided disgusting body needs all the seat adjustments it can buy!

How dare you say those true things about me

The absolute state of journalism.

For the discerning customer who frequently re-floors their living space and doesn’t care about the cost.

Well, Bojack Horseman is in the right place, I won’t quibble about the rest.

but does it successfully launch the cocaine animal cinematic universe?

Damned fine month in the theaters, especially if you count Cocaine Bear this coming weekend. I could see myself heading into town every week. Well.... maybe not the 17th, but maybe. Cocaine Bear, Creed, 65, (inside?), Wick, DnD. None of that sounds like money wasted.