TL:DR — Don’t tell your children it’s going to be okay. Tell them they’re dying and that pain lasts forever and the universe thinks nothing of them at best and hates them at worst, that it’s all pointless and their dreams and fears and accomplishments and trials are worth less than a speck of dust in a sandstorm and…

Delivery has gotten so much worse since the pandemic. Once upon a time it was possible to order a pizza for less than $30, I swear. No more. 

If we ever have to exercise that option, it either means lives, innocent lives, have already been lost, or in the balance

Thank christ I was able to warrant your snark.

one percent of the vehicles going electric, reducing fuel consumption by 0.5%, is not the best of looks

I’m gonna be honest with you. Having two different foods at two different prices doesn’t sound manipulative at all. 

I replace the word “but” with the word “also” whenever possible. Usually when “but” comes up in regular conversation, it’s not meant to be exclusionary — “A is true, but I think B” makes it seem like A isn’t really true at all, or if it is, it’s irrelevant. “A is true. Also, I think B” leaves out all the negatives and…

roast your peppers, too! There are more elaborate ways to do so, but set an empty skillet (no butter, no oil) on medium heat and lay your dry peppers in there for a minute or two until fragrant. It makes your end product taste a bit better, and it makes your house smell amazing

New Mexico has an Involuntary Manslaughter charge which describes this scenario almost to a T. A large number of those involved should be charged.

If anyone could knock your socks off, it’s good old Quentin. 

*spoiler alert*

Those programs have since ended, bringing those owners to a harsh reality. Those same 200,000 people who took advantage of the program, are now 60 days delinquent on their auto loans, according to TransUnion. Another 100,000 loans are also 60 days delinquent but are in similarly designed accommodation programs that…

Kino (Serkis) is what awaits the “heroes” Luthen (Skaarsgard) is talking about during his monologue. Lead the way, clear the path, heroically triumph — die, uncelebrated, off screen, grist for the mill.

Different ships appear to travel through hyperspace at different rates (“She’ll make .5 past lightspeed” is a line from the first movie). The comparative rates of travel are wibbly-wobbly plot devicey stuff, and it’s reasonable to assume that Big Bad ISB Directors have access to something fairly quick

1. Fitness Equipment

OK.

One of us seems to be. 

Sekiro’s Snake God deserves an honorable mention, but its Mist Noble deserves top marks. 

Jesus is $45/hour a pay decrease? Inflation comes at you fast I guess.

I’ve been doing this with great results for some time. For best results, do lots of negative training combined with intermittent fasting and regular habitual bull shark testosterone injections directly into the abdomen.