I can’t wait for 2,000 of these to pile up on all the wheelchair ramps.

I can’t think of a compelling reason why I shouldn’t keep a thing of garlic confit available at all times, every day, forever.

“If”

And this is my first mate, Jewy i’m so sorry

This whole time, Han was short for “Hanukka”

I dunno man, every time a Tesla crashes the company gets blown up in the press. I can totally understand putting some preemptive words out there when it comes to novices hauling big heavy trailers on third-party parts.

How to delete your account in protest.

My roommate, a sadist, handed out onions one year. But he handed them out from a tray with a pineapple in the middle, for “the best costume of the night.” You know, to give them hope. Nobody got the pineapple. They just got onions and sadness.

This would be a great time to own a pipeline

Why do I still tip for delivery when there’s $10 in taxes and fees on a nine dollar pizza? That’s not sustainable. And am I supposed to tip based on the nine dollar pizza, or the $19 bill? 

EAT THE BUGS

It’s usually a good idea to move out of state when half your production team is potentially facing manslaughter charges at the old location. 

The show gave me one of my favorite Joker moments (the Russian roulette scene).

Professor Pyg had a arc on Gotham as well, although i get why people wouldn’t admit to know that.

My old roommate was way into Halloween, but also kind of a dick. One year we passed out onions, which confused and alarmed the children, but thrilled the parents.

With Lin at the center of a story in a world he doesn’t naturally belong to, that’s almost impossible to avoid. As soon as he settles into the Sagar Wada shanties, living in a hut alongside Prabhu, the former paramedic begins to offer up medical services. This leads to scenes of slum-dwellers gratefully showering him…

If Putin were to detonate a small tactical nuke in the middle of an empty field, I promise a whole detachment of Ukranian troops and civilians will spontaneously spring into existence in the blast radius, ostensibly having been killed by the nuclear weapon. Ukraine would be foolish not to at least pretend. There’s no…

California will keep doing this until it’s making the rules for every industry, or until the rest of the world stops bending over for them.

The best bird I have ever made was a Traeger smoked 14-pounder for last year. I’ll be repeating the effort, and you can do it too — even without over-spending on a medium-tier smoker. Use the time between now and bird day to practice smoking in general, and then hijack the Traeger recipe (available on their free app…

This technology is (well, SEEMS) capable of generating the demand. That was always the biggest missing piece. Once demand is out there, supply will definitely follow.