It definitely helps to be rich, but you can get started right now.

It’s probably cheaper to dig a new canal through northern Mexico and ship all your chinese shit to Texas. 

Since everybody asked,

As was Javier Bardem in Skyfall, so that’s certainly still how MI-6 operates.

Mandalorian feels like they tried to make Star Wars into a good show.

He says he’s “been in this fight since he was six years old,” which, I dunno if that means this is a giant 6 year old, or what

Davis doesn’t seem too concerned with the criticism. Earlier this year, she responded to calls for boycotts: “Don’t come see it, then, you’re sending a message that Black woman can’t lead a box office globally, and that you are supporting that narrative.”

Tennon continued by describing the movie as “edu-tainment,” insisting that the production has “to entertain people” because otherwise, “that would be a documentary.” If the movie didn’t entertain, then “people wouldn’t be in the theaters doing the same thing we saw this weekend. We didn’t want to shy away from the…

Jake Sulley, aka Turuk Maktao, Tsu’tey? and....... well I can picture a lot of characters but off the top of my head, those are the only actual names. And I love that shit.

I use a wheelchair and the little hand basket things are how I buy food. I love that the bag ban is killing that. Great work.

Some reports from the ground say President Biden was “riding the passing lane” at low speed, with his turn indicator on.

Aw man, I was hoping for fewer electric cars.

The heroes in the trailer:

On the plus side you can buy crates of fresh green chile at any store in the state, and have them roasted on the curb outside for free. Seriously I think even the Hobby Lobby in my town does this.

I needed a car that was wheelchair friendly without being, y’know, a van. Vans are fine, I just wanted something else. I wound up buying a Challenger, because it has long doors at the perfect ride height, and a much bigger interior than the other coupes. Comfortably fits a (hastily disassembled) wheelchair in the…

Fun fact — “Hatch” chiles are simply chile peppers from the town of Hatch, NM. They are marked and sold as Hatch Peppers after harvest, but if you want to grow your own (WHICH YOU SHOULD DO!) look for “Big Jim” pepper plants in your local plant/hardware/WalMart store. They won’t be quite the same, Hatch has magic soil…

Convert everything to trains, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.

I mean, the Daily Show and Last Week: Tonight are still listed as news programs, so

I used the broiler for two big (10 lb) batches of salsa just the other weekend. Throw them up under high heat for a few minutes, pull it out, and the skins fall away with the slightest pull. 

AV Club frantically trying to stir up support for New Corporate Thing by stating Musk hates it.