I have surrounded my home with native xeric plants, plus a few imported ones that have adapted to this environment but somewhere else on the planet (Chinese Pistache, Crape Myrtle). They look nice, but that isn’t the point. The point is war.

Imagine thinking a car was racist.

Survival gardening seems like a full-time job. ENHANCEMENT gardening is where I’m at.... I can have the absolute best salsa whenever I want; I have the best chili powders on the planet; tomatoes for days; wing sauce for the best wings; and.... well that’s kinda it, I guess, but that’s pretty great. I’ve been doing…

I’m not sure I’ve been given a real reason to empathize with any of these characters. Steven failing to order a proper steak is as close as we got.... the rest is just “You won’t believe what happened to these guys!” and I’m just.... eh. Enjoying it well enough I guess, but I’m not really connected.

On a highway I’d agree, but in a residential neighborhood, like.... there’s just as much chance of a kid running out into a lawn as running out in front of a bus. The driver took the clearest path he could see and avoided hitting anybody. In principle yeah I guess he could’ve done BETTER, but I have a hard time…

If you ever want to have fun, go back through old Jalopnik posts about Lucid and see how they’re treated.

Ironically, if he buys Twitter, it’s likely that nobody besides his loyal followers will want to stay on the platform, stopping the site from thriving.

It’s never the “trendy” part of the “trendy diet” that works. It’s always the “DIET” part of the “trendy diet” that does the trick.

anyone earning more money than me is Hitler.

What I wouldn’t give for a buddy-cop show about Qui-Gon learning from his master, Count Dooku, as they travel the Republic and solve crime. Wouldn’t even need to do a lot of lightsabering (although, probably a lot of lightsabering).

11 movies, plus a tie-in/spin-off Hobbs and Shaw. That’s one for each gear on a six-speed transmission, plus one for reverse. It’s like poetry.

yeah, fuck the working class.

Counterpoint: he is being described as some kind of maniac, one who needs to be high or loaded all the time.

Walmart has the best produce in town, which is why I have my own garden.

kinja’d lol

the guy who gets choked out by Vader in “Star Wars”

Give me back my family!

It had a great scene with a pet hyena, and the rest felt unwatchable.

I started a Lost re-watch (on IMDB TV). It’s.... better than you probably remember, for the first four seasons. Reeeally starting to bog down now... but hey! Free! And it has commercials so you’re more likely to actually get up and do dishes while it’s on!

It is a near-literal soup sandwich. I will not have it under my roof. I will not have my tax dollars funding it. It is an affront to God.