If you’re willing to kill an 18.4 cent a gallon [tax] with minimal real impact on consumption . . .  how in the world are you going to be willing to force consumers into electric vehicles or more fuel-efficient cars?

Ben Foster is my headliner, for sure. Steals every movie he’s in. 

Not helping matters is the chaotically mixed reaction to Star Wars: The Last Jedi, which showed a rift in the fandom that separates those who yearn for something different from this decades-old saga and those who like the way things are just fine.

-I’m sure they’ll work out that they are part of one, and start surrendering, when the military starts shooting them as combatants.

Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my twitter account.

Is there any evidence that the money came from apartheid blood diamonds? 

Are we not doing Gritty Reboots anymore? Because if we’re not, that’s okay, but if we stopped and nobody told me about it, THAT I would have a problem with. 

I’m sad because the show that they finally made in the last episode was the same show they should’ve made in the first episode, but wouldn’t for some reason. 

This protest is so effective it got Gizmodo excited about border security. 

I was told this was a protest regarding hazardous driving conditions. 

There’s a perfectly good ocean like right there. Just, y’know, pop ‘em on the ferry, and then pop ‘em off. Easy.

I don’t think you get sued for accidentally or inadvertently upsetting someone. I think you get sued for doing that, and then acting like a dick about it. 

That doesn’t sound like the Chris Brown we all know and love. 

If you want to feel better — the green M&M stunt was designed to distract us from the parent company getting taken to court for child slavery, and it worked.

Last week on BoBF: Well, there’s three episodes left, so I’m sure we’ll get some progress next week!

Suddenly Acosta not cool anymore. 

Actually theft is great and you should be thrilled.

The challenger is the perfect wheelchair car. It’s the correct height for a transfer, has enough interior room to hold all the parts comfortably and a big enough door opening to fit the whole body of the chair through easily and still throw a dog in the backseat. I’ll be sad to see it go, and I’ll probably be stuck…

Unironically, Hilary, Biden, and Obama all voted in favor of a border wall. 

He’s about to learn that aviation safety investigations are fucking ruthless.