“Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle.”

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

the Brexit panic already has Europeans fleeing to take jobs from hard working Americans I see.

I’m sick of Deadspin’s political commentary. Why are you guys showing a Trump rally? Stick to sports.

the other guy w/ the leg kick

Take a breather, Matt Stafford.

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.

“Get ready to shred, brah!”

Deadspin needs to use a NSFW tag if they’re going to show a pic of a prick and an asshole.

Satisfying the rabbit hole is also a great euphemism for jilling it.

Every so often I want to get in touch with my Eastern European heritage and light something on fire and/or attack someone over their slightly different Eastern European heritage, preferably while wearing some form of mask.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: we have more reason, statistically speaking, to fear conservative men in bathrooms than trans men and women. Between Larry Craig, Dennis Hastert in the locker room, among others, republican men get up to much seedier shit in a restroom than trans people.

Why in the world do they suddenly care about women being assaulted. No one seemed to care when it was a drunk guy trying to grope me in the middle of the street or on the subway or at a concert.

OH WAIT, ITS not about that is it

That’s just as bad, if not worse though, for teams to punish him for being a victim of harassment

Can’t blame Keanu Neal. As a DB, that’s the last contact he’ll ever be allowed to have in the NFL.

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years