Top Tip; If you're bald, don't think that facial hair somehow makes up for it.

http://climate.nasa.gov/scientific-con…

The following scientific organizations categorically state man made climate change is occurring, and that the Earth is, in fact, warming due to human activity:

NASA

What the hell are defenders even supposed to do anymore? Pray?

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

The NFL has fined Williams 50K for using pink looking emoji’s outside of the month of October.

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

Los Angeles went 20 years as the boogeyman for all other teams trying to get stadiums built precisely because we refused to spend public money to build a stadium. Heck, if the Dodgers and Clippers hadn’t sold for 2 billion each, showing the insane monetary value of having a franchise here, we’d likely still be…

Goddamn psych majors.

You’ll never get anywhere in the gymnastics game disrespecting your opponents like that. Doesn’t she know that kids are watching? They’re probably wondering if she knows she doesn’t look like a good role model to the youth of Tennessee. I miss the days of McKayla Maroney and her screw face. I don’t know, there was…

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

A friend of mine who is a Packers fan said “I’m intimately familiar with the body language of a QB who is completely disgusted by the rest of the offense failing him so completely.”

Who am I supposed to be looking at here? Bro in Murderin’ Hernandez jersey? Kenny Rogers? Hartford Whalers fan with serial killer eyes? Pretty lady?

I’m not a shooter, but I play one on a video game console.

I don’t even like kids and I LOVE Obama With Children photos.

FUCKIN CRAIG, LOVE THAT GUY

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

"I used to watch Scrubs after school every day."

"Can you dress me in a sack that you have somehow discovered a way to crease?"

We have to remember that Mitch grew up in a very different era: a time when water flowed like cocaine, and cocaine also flowed like cocaine.