somethingsomethingducksandtrucks-2016
something something ducks and trucks
somethingsomethingducksandtrucks-2016
Apr 4 2017
178

Replacing your top guy with a total amateur is now the thing that America does with its most important jobs.

Apr 3 2017
12

My MIL is insufferable. (This is an opinion shared by her children) There is nothing I or anyone else can do to tame her worst tendencies. Being stoned or drunk is helpful. Read more

Apr 3 2017
3

My point about the department stores was simply that it’s not something we have in common. Just like she would not want to go rock climbing with me. Read more

Mar 31 2017
50

Somewhere out there is a bunch of Green Party voters thinking Ossof is a neo-liberal shill and refusing to vote for him

Mar 30 2017
118

For serious - awesome sauce article.

Mar 30 2017
59

Is there any chance you have time to get on this Russia investigation Ashley? That shit would be over and half the Republican Party would be in jail by now if the FBI was as efficient as you.

Mar 30 2017
41

Now that the demographic that loved Lisa Frank’s designs as kids or teenagers are grown-ass women who have purchasing power this unicorn fever doesn’t surprise me in the least.

Mar 30 2017
293

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my Read more

Mar 30 2017
17

It’s so their personal chefs have ample workspace and supplies to do their thang! I mean, c’mon - they have people for that.

Mar 29 2017
312

I’m sure he totally asked the White House about the public Clinton email announcements, though. Yeah, okay, sure.

Mar 29 2017
70

NO. I WAS NOT READY FOR SPIKE WITH NON PEROXIDE BLONDE DAVID BOWIE HAIR. THE ILLUSION IS SHATTERED MY LIFE IS A LIE

Mar 29 2017
42

Some of us are interested, because of the camp factor. I don’t think there’s any other reason that people would be interested except it’s so over-the-top ridiculous that it’s fun. As long as you’re not any of them.

Mar 29 2017
229

I hope you allow me to say that as a Mexican immigrant with undocumented relatives: there is absolutely no silver linning on her not being in the White House.

Mar 22 2017
5

It’s a goddamn delight, honestly. Saw it last night, enjoyed almost every moment.