There’s a Chris Evans quote in here that is truly bonkers. I’ll let you find it

This is some real Dorian Gray shit right here.

This is probably too literal, but this painting immediately came to my mind when reading.

I found that trailer to be hilarious, but I’m pretty sure that’s NOT the tone they’re going for.

10/10, would ride that mustache while screaming GILLOOLY.

Your optimism and encouragement is truly wonderful. Thanks!!

This is the correct take.

I am hopeless in love with Chris Evans, and this news about his golden, kind heart is deeply upsetting. I may never recover. #dead

I will never not star this gif.

Seconding this! Making new friends as an adult is damn near impossible.

Maybe he would’ve reached a sufficient “level of notoriety” for you if you weren’t a 100 year old white dude from the north east.

if you don’t know who it is why are you here?????? Old people are so annoying.

I don’t wear tight jeans like the white boys, but I do get wasted like the white boys.

Adulthood wins because of booze. Duh.

Whooaa have you been talking to my therapist about me??

Is it just me or has he lost A LOT of weight. Either way, he looks great!

He’s definitely wearing someone else’s skin on top of his hands. That is in no way natural!

“They don’t tell you his middle name is Olive because he brought unlimited salad to the tournament for everyone”

This is so disgusting that I actively want to vomit.

If you truly believe that Jesus died for your sins, then you follow the new testament part where it says you don’t have to follow all those other strict laws from Leviticus including no shell fish, no tattoos, marrying your brothers wife if he dies etc, because it is by grace alone we have been saved.