Your stalking skillz are honestly inspirational!!!
This is some real Dorian Gray shit right here.
This is probably too literal, but this painting immediately came to my mind when reading.
I found that trailer to be hilarious, but I’m pretty sure that’s NOT the tone they’re going for.
10/10, would ride that mustache while screaming GILLOOLY.
This is the correct take.
I will never not star this gif.
I don’t wear tight jeans like the white boys, but I do get wasted like the white boys.
Adulthood wins because of booze. Duh.
Whooaa have you been talking to my therapist about me??
He’s definitely wearing someone else’s skin on top of his hands. That is in no way natural!