This doesn’t have enough stars.

Trump is definitely going to replace him with someone from his private security detail, or he’ll put someone aggressively incompetent in the position so he can use that as an excuse to rely only on his private security detail like all good dictators.

I think her boobs are weird and saggy. Sorry to be that asshole. I just don’t get the appeal, but it might be because I’m not into boobs and her boobs are waaay different than my v small ones.

I would 100% be that actor that fell in love with every single person I worked with. You get paid to make out with really hot people all day in some isolated location. I mean come on

Hmmm, still not sure if this is more or less weird than Ted Cruz only eating cans of soup.

Thank you for posting this. I feel like it just cleansed my soul after that soaking paragraph lol

It is consideration for a promise to marry until the actual wedding and must be returned to the groom if the engagement is broken off before the wedding. If the couple divorces after the wedding, then it is considered a gift that the bride can keep. #lawyered

Look at crusty Ed Sheeran behind her!!! LMAO

I love Riri so much because I feel like she’s the only pop star that doesn’t take herself too seriously, as clearly evidenced last night. Unlike some other people ... looking at you TSwift, Beyonce, and Adele...

Came down here for this!! It’s like SHE hasn’t seen any other videos besides “Waterfalls.” Also, here’s Aaliyah’s silky PJ look:

I think it’s more directed at trump supporters rather than trump himself, and probably looks more like “hey we both agree everything is broken let’s fix it together.” At least that’s what the article I linked seemed to suggest. This is absolutely easier said than done. I can’t even discuss mildly controversial issues…

Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy these articles as much as anyone. However, the more of these types of articles there are, the less likely democrats will make ANY progress in 2018. We’re fueling the right wing nut jobs narrative about how we’re all a bunch of “stuck up elitist libruls.” I just keep thinking about that…

Nah it was Drew. He ALSO jinxed my Falcons. THANKS DREW!

I feel for you with your mom. It’s a terrible process to go through. My grandpa also had dementia. His paranoia and anxiety were made much worse by the fact that he kept himself isolated in front of the tv with Fox news blaring 24/7, which also sounds strangely familiar.

Fit!Barry got me feeling some type of way.

If 2016 taught me anything, it’s that the bad guys always win. Even as a life long Falcons fan, I saw it coming.

In law school, we called getting sabotaged by one of our peers “getting Tonya Harding-ed.” Basically the flip side of pulling a Kerrigan lol

I, for one, can’t wait to watch Vic Beasley rip Tom Brady’s old ass body in half. :)

This photo will haunt my dreams/nightmares? I’m not sure which at this point? Maybe both?

Diana, your reporting on this, as others have said, has been exceptional! Thank you for keeping Baylor’s feet to the fire! You deserve a raise for having to tread through all that bullshit they are spouting. I would’ve rage stroked out by now. Well done!!