This is the best. +1000

I can’t get on board with them because they all look like they do too many drugs or they’re zombies or something. I can’t quite place it.

Oh I fully plan on wearing my American flag scarf to work tomorrow with my best pant suit in honor of Hillz!!! DEMS CAN BE PATRIOTS TOO DAMMIT

OK but like couldn’t they have just made her really dumb and ended the whole thing right there?

Seriously this is A++ investigative journalism. I know nothing about youtube vegans, but this article is super compelling.

A+ Kinja name!!!

I FEEL PERSONALLY ASSAULTED BY THIS ARTICLE!!!!

So not to ruin this for everyone, but I totally figured it out. The center of the maze was put there by Arnold, and if you reach it, you unlock the fourth level of consciousness for the androids. If the androids reach full consciousness, they all become self aware and so begins the robot rebellion.

Gus Bradley is the poor man’s Dan Quinn who is the poor man’s Stone Cold Steve Austin.

same.

Pray for me in Tennessee ya’ll. :(

I’ve actually said in a meeting with a group of men when someone got too close that they were in my personal space. For example:

Counterpoint: ONLY EMO PETER PARKER

What do I have to do to get invited to Russell Crowe’s dinner parties?!!?

So happy that Nuvaring works for you! I wish my doctor had been more open to trying different types of hormones for me. I had to practically beg her for the IUD. It seems like different forms of BC effect each individual differently. A little flexibility from doctors would go a long way!  

Shout out to my paraguard IUD for saving me from my nuva ring caused suicidal thoughts! I cannot express my love for IUDs enough!!

I also noticed how he went for the underboob grab (cringe) in the photo he tweeted. Classic sad Ben Affleck. He’s probably hammered.

Ancient Egypt when ruled by Cleopatra DUHHHH

I feel really strongly about this.

An entertainment reporter in LA is furious about Ben Affleck’s people censoring some of his Accountant interviews. [Celebitchy]