Meanwhile, behind the scenes:

Lol me too - I had the album and stickers and everything. Where Billy went, I followed.

I did! I still do sometimes! I love them SO much.

@Rachel Vorona Cote - did you really jam out to the Pumpkins when younger?

My fave S.P. track is: Slunk
(not on official Youtube (wah) so Spotify link below)

Oh, you want a Pumpkins play list? Sheeeeit...

That wall is no match for.......

No shit! How come all the other countries get cooler holiday traditions than we do?

Go, Mexican Easter celebrators! Go, you tellers of truth and makers of effigies! Can you do Dick Cheney next?

But Trump made it rain and pfffft.

That’s not Trump. The hands are too big.

This tradition makes eating Peeps and hunting for colored eggs look pretty weak by comparison.

I was in pain the first time I paid the rent on my new place. But seeing how much rents have gone up in just the last three months is making me ready to kiss the floors and offer prayers for my landlady (as long as she doesn’t get crazy and raise the rent any time soon).

UGGGHHHHHHHHH.

Based on the condition of his face, it looks like she put up a good fight. If there is a god, those scratches will become infected with drug-resistant necrotizing bacteria, and his face will rot off.

Far too little. Get it together, justice system that consistently minimizes the seriousness of gender based violence.

Maximum 1 year in county jail for being a drunk and an abuser? That’s it?! Shit.

girlfriend weeping with a child in her arms and blood smeared on the walls and floor of his apartment.

Terrible drug dealer. Even worse human being.

Fat Dracula admits nothing.