Sorry, I’m too busy making more than my husband as an engineer to let him be the bread winner for our household. I’m also getting a tubal in a couple weeks so we won’t be having kids ever. We have separate finances and have things divided up equally because WE ARE FUCKING EQUALS. He is not my daddy who needs to…

The study found the digital assistants offered responses such as ‘I don’t know what you mean’ or ‘I don’t get it.’

“even more disturbingly—directions to the closest bridge.”

I’m not going to lie to you, being in this article is like walking on hot coals. I don’t do spiders, in real life or in the virtual world.

You know, I was trying to figure out a way to incorporate that song, but inspiration simply didn’t hit me in time.

You’re really committed. They have volunteers to help them with their rescue (whaaaaa omg whaaaa), their community knows them well (WTF OMG), and they are connected with local vets because it take a professional and volunteer network to save injured animals (Who knew?!). They have health conditions that affect their…

By the way, here’s a tip: fucking up your coordination like you did in that first sentence makes your writing sound like a dumpster fire. If you can’t manage to assemble that simple of an example of parallelism without screwing up, you’re never gonna be a writer.

Get the fuck out. Their health isn’t hurt, their lives aren’t hurt, their family isn’t hurt, and they aren’t hurting anyone or anything. Who cares if they stand out in a crowd of a million and live in a way many find is weird or annoying. It has no relevance to drug addicts.

No offense, but it sounds like whatever he had in his head before AA was also less than helpful.

Actually, people can solve individual and social ills thru community. That’s the secret to the success of Self-help support groups like AA.

If you can get paid for writing articles in response to stupid Reddit posts, your job security is going to be fantastic.

They may attract a small number of “chill girls” who ignore the pain of their souls dying as they repeat their mantra of “I’m not like other girls, I can take a joke” to anyone who they think will be impressed by a girl shitting on other women. I guess.

“But Massachusetts is so progressive and liberal, that could never happen!”

Where did you expect them to get training on how to ruin lives?

Yeah, guys, you’re not supposed to rape your classmates. You’re supposed to wait until you start those finance jobs before you start ruthlessly exploiting the vulnerable.

So they are trying to strong arm the leaders of the all male final clubs at the institution into admitting women by calling them hotbeds of misogyny and recommending that Harvard have them all disbanded if they do not comply. Fine. But if they are hotbeds of misogyny, why would you want women to go there?

“That’s shocking and something I would have never expected”-no one ever

At this point, if you still go to these things then you’re getting what you pay for. The concept of waking up to a carrot in my ass and my nut hair burnt off isn’t appealing to me in the slightest, so guess what? I avoided these frat fucks like the plague. My ass remains carrot free as a result.

The next time I feel awkward like that, I’m going to think “I’m just like John Goodman!” And that'll make me feel a lot better.

It says he is possibly the most perfect human ever. I hope nothing bad about him ever comes out.