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somethingnotsowitty

Yes, it is so PC to say you want more options in your VR porn... The audacity.

Well something has to elicit your comments, no?

How did it negatively affect you?

UGGGHHHHHHHHH.

Based on the condition of his face, it looks like she put up a good fight. If there is a god, those scratches will become infected with drug-resistant necrotizing bacteria, and his face will rot off.

Far too little. Get it together, justice system that consistently minimizes the seriousness of gender based violence.

Maximum 1 year in county jail for being a drunk and an abuser? That’s it?! Shit.

girlfriend weeping with a child in her arms and blood smeared on the walls and floor of his apartment.

Terrible drug dealer. Even worse human being.

Chester Cheeto is *TOTALLY* his illegitimate son.

Jagermeister is made from artisanal cockroaches?!?
Whuh?

Fat Dracula admits nothing.

just sayin’

Does he really? I knew he was a uterus controlling dickwad, but I had no idea he has a temper. Now I’m kinda mad there wasn’t a debate with the three of them, because I feel like that is where he would have imploded.

The ultimate fantasy of Divergent isn’t just to be the one unique individual in a sea of sheep—it’s to have the power to rescue everybody else from conformity, too. Which is kind of sweet, and kind of sociopathic.

Sorry, I’m too busy making more than my husband as an engineer to let him be the bread winner for our household. I’m also getting a tubal in a couple weeks so we won’t be having kids ever. We have separate finances and have things divided up equally because WE ARE FUCKING EQUALS. He is not my daddy who needs to

The study found the digital assistants offered responses such as ‘I don’t know what you mean’ or ‘I don’t get it.’

“even more disturbingly—directions to the closest bridge.”

I’m not going to lie to you, being in this article is like walking on hot coals. I don’t do spiders, in real life or in the virtual world.