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You’re really committed. They have volunteers to help them with their rescue (whaaaaa omg whaaaa), their community knows them well (WTF OMG), and they are connected with local vets because it take a professional and volunteer network to save injured animals (Who knew?!). They have health conditions that affect their

By the way, here’s a tip: fucking up your coordination like you did in that first sentence makes your writing sound like a dumpster fire. If you can’t manage to assemble that simple of an example of parallelism without screwing up, you’re never gonna be a writer.

Get the fuck out. Their health isn’t hurt, their lives aren’t hurt, their family isn’t hurt, and they aren’t hurting anyone or anything. Who cares if they stand out in a crowd of a million and live in a way many find is weird or annoying. It has no relevance to drug addicts.

No offense, but it sounds like whatever he had in his head before AA was also less than helpful.

Actually, people can solve individual and social ills thru community. That’s the secret to the success of Self-help support groups like AA.

If you can get paid for writing articles in response to stupid Reddit posts, your job security is going to be fantastic.

They may attract a small number of “chill girls” who ignore the pain of their souls dying as they repeat their mantra of “I’m not like other girls, I can take a joke” to anyone who they think will be impressed by a girl shitting on other women. I guess.

“But Massachusetts is so progressive and liberal, that could never happen!”

Where did you expect them to get training on how to ruin lives?

Yeah, guys, you’re not supposed to rape your classmates. You’re supposed to wait until you start those finance jobs before you start ruthlessly exploiting the vulnerable.

So they are trying to strong arm the leaders of the all male final clubs at the institution into admitting women by calling them hotbeds of misogyny and recommending that Harvard have them all disbanded if they do not comply. Fine. But if they are hotbeds of misogyny, why would you want women to go there?

“That’s shocking and something I would have never expected”-no one ever

At this point, if you still go to these things then you’re getting what you pay for. The concept of waking up to a carrot in my ass and my nut hair burnt off isn’t appealing to me in the slightest, so guess what? I avoided these frat fucks like the plague. My ass remains carrot free as a result.

Chris Crossed should be the new Rickrolled.

Right? I would love to see Beyoncé do some more acting - in my opinion, that may be her best talent. I think she’s really good.

The next time I feel awkward like that, I’m going to think “I’m just like John Goodman!” And that'll make me feel a lot better.

It says he is possibly the most perfect human ever. I hope nothing bad about him ever comes out.

I WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND AND GIVE HIM HUGS!!! HE’S SO MUCH BETTER THAN HE THINKS HE IS!!!

Bradley Cooper will never be shirtless Kris Kristoffersen. Just scrap the remake and show outtakes of shirtless Kris feuding with Babs. Those two not killing each other took real acting talent.

The John Goodman story with Wiig has enough backseat embarassment going for it already, but then there’s this about working with Matt Damon and George Clooney on Monument Men: