I’ve also been with guys who are too focused on my orgasm, and I agree that can be a problem. But I also have no problem communicating in the bedroom, and honestly a lot of times I just enjoy rolling around naked, especially with a new partner.

Then they wonder why they can’t magically make you orgasm every single time. And before you say anything: this is a real problem and I had guys stop seeing me for that reason. So it really happens. A lot.

One time I got in a fight with a boyfriend while he was inside of me. That’s when I knew it was really over. I was like I need you to get out of my vagina and my apartment.

No!! Leave the lawyering at the office and come home and be a human!

That was very mature for 12!

I have to admit that kinda made me laugh, seeing as “popular football player falls for nobody girl” is supposed to be some kind of universal fantasy, and of course, the basic plot of approximately 572 bajillion rom-coms. Kudos for rejecting that crap!

I was briefly (very briefly. Like Hollywood starlet briefly) married to a childhood friend and general idiot. As our sham of a marriage crumbled from its own sheer stupidity this maniac decides to go for the drama gusto and looks me in the face and says “You are not pretty enough to be a rock star’s wife”

“So before we move in together, you should know that I want it to be an open marriage. In fact, I have a long term girlfriend. I want you to meet. I think you would really like her, and I hope we will be happy together.”

The most pathetic line I got to try to get me back was “I’m just not ready to be single” while he balled on the floor. At one point he was literally kicking, facedown in the floor, crying, wearing nothing but sponge bob boxers. This was not persuasive.

I think the most honesty I offered was when I told a guy I had been dating for a couple of months that I had to stop seeing him because someone else I had a major crush on asked me out and I wanted to give that a real shot.

I always have to use the line, “This is a decision I’ve made; we’renot having a conversation.” Because lord knows I've had people try to talk me out of dumping their dumb ass.

hahaha NOPE. and he’s getting married. and I’m single. but you know... I’m awesome and not constantly obsessed with “making my first million.” and he likely still is markedly NOT awesome, and likely stil obsessed with same. so I win.

Does he really literally sit atop piles of money though?

Bonus points for being in the middle of it. Most guys would wait until they finish ... although, on reflection, I’m not entirely sure that’s better.

Your avatar name is so apropos!

“I ruined you and you don’t smile anymore.”

“Would you give this century-old vibrator a shot?”

First of all- I just don’t use the term hate for anyone. Hate implies that thing I dislike is a product of irrational thought. I know exactly why I dislike Kanye and why his actions bother me.

I’m still upset Bjork lost. She’s Bjork- she deserves everything.

The girl can write a catchy song but that is it. Her music is musical junk food.