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“a song by a creepy little weirdo about pressuring a girl into sex”

No no, that’s the other crazy christian.

Heaven for the weather.

If anyone actually read their Bible and saw what, the description of that, it’s disgusting.

damn i kinda liked her on the facts of life :/

OH, DJ. No. You grew up in San Francisco. COME ON.

Don’t you have to have a, you know, job before you can take maternity leave?

I think he’s proved several times over, with one of those times being today, that he is NOT too good for her.

Like Dr Evil’s ransom request.

“Mat Leave” = having 2 nannies, one for the baby one for the toddler and don’t forget the night nurse so Mama can get her beauty rest and focus on calorie restriction so she can squeeze herself into couture garments by summer.

Of course she loves the Daily Mail, they do nothing but kiss that family’s large derrières.

Kanye getting in the way of Kylie’s paper is indefensible

Same. I was a Kanye apologist for a long time (and I really do think he is talented) but between him slut-shaming his ex-girlfriend and now defending a serial rapist....I’m out.

kanye just wants publicity for his new album. he’s probably laughing at all the responses.

And with that even I cannot defend Kanye any more.

1) self-explanatory

Rubio can’t figure out how to organize pancakes, but he thinks he can organize the economy, foreign policy, etc? Say what you will about Clinton and Sanders, there would be pancakes.