Nicolas Sparks is the Thomas Kinkade of “storytelling,” if that’s what he thinks it is.

Nicholas Sparks’ house is filled with paintings by Thomas Kinkade.

“It was really interesting because a lot of the actors said, ‘Well, what’s Noah’s arc?” Sparks explained in a recent IMDB interview. “It’s a guy who falls in love and then he just kinda does nothing, and then waits for her to show up, and then he’s there and he’s still in love and then at the end of the film, well,…

not...handsome?

IMO, it’s as big as it needs to be, since some folks still haven’t gotten the message.

Will this never cease to be the truth??

A former girlfriend told the Wisconsin State Journal that O’Kroley had tried to commit suicide in 2014, and that he has been seriously mentally ill for the past decade.

Ice. Ice. Baby! —- now I am the worst.

“Who’s Christina Aguilera?” “Get me Christina Aguilera” “Get me a Christina Aguilera type” “How’s about Gwen Stefani, then?” “Get me Christina Aguilera and Gwen Stefani” “Who are Gwen Stefani and Christina Aguilera?” “Get me a Jessie J”

This is a life lived right.

Miley annoys the ever livin fuck out of me. My old man rant is over.

Oh my! SO REGAL! I would say Hank’s cat is cuter but your cat is more beautiful.

Do you mean Apu? But, he “parties like it’s $19.99.” I like a man who can stick with a budget.

At least Christina’s tongue is attractive.

<<<< As a Baby.. Your parents Love, Feed, Shelter and Protect you… That’s about as GOOD as it gets. Life is Cold.

Hank Azaria, you do the voice of a horrible racial caricature that sometimes makes me want to punch you BUT LIKE your cat is so goddamn cute! WHOS A PRETTYYYYY KITTTTTTY. YOU ARE. YES YOU ARE.

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That the ignoble cretin Ted Cruz has managed to slink his way up to this level of prominence in society is truly an indictment of society’s hierarchical system. That, and I really hate his odious demeanour. And face. His face is rather punchable.

I love how a day after the story about the sexism at Gawker Media broke John Cook issued a layoff memo saying that Gawker is going to be about hard core politics and Jezebel is going to do more celebrity gossip and beauty articles.