Barrymore was waiting for...this...

I like how the link proving Christian Bale is mean to his mom is to a Daily Mail story where a former hanger-on of Bale’s father is plugging his unauthorized biography of Bale. It’s so weird to me how we judge celebrities over family feuds about which we know almost nothing. A lot of people have manipulative parents…

Starred, and then unstarred so that I could star it again.

So you could say that Drew was keeping Boys on the Side.

That was probably really smart Drew.

Yes. This is about socially significant words, or words that have taken on interesting new meanings.

Nah. That ain’t so. What about all right? Or rocket ship? Or cold turkey? Or brain surgeon? Or lake effect? Or word processor? Or light box? Or turn in? Or let up? Or put down? Or take out?

We had to shred our cheese uphills! Both ways!

When I was young, we fæder ure þu þe eart on heofonum and we liked it!

that emoji *totally is* laughing so hard you cry.

Go fig they would get it wrong. That is absolutely a cry-laugh, not tears of joy. I mean sheesh.

i never use emojis. there are too many to scroll through and it bothers me that it doesn’t look the same across platforms.

I thought that emoji was laughing so hard you cried, which I don’t equate with tears of joy. Do we really need a Daniel Webster of emoji?

I’m happy about this because it’s funny when old people get mad.

The toaster one reminds me of the time one of the librarians smelled food and tracked it down to a woman who was sitting at a reading desk with a crock pot plugged in underneath it, cooking chicken stew.

I was hoping for a substantial, thoughtful analysis on these particular customers, but I’m afraid of deep things.

Easiest Christmas presents the last few years? My kiddos made salts as gifts for our family who cooks. Last year it was jalapeno, mushroom and dill; the year before was citrus, sage/poultry and lavender.

I kind of want this... but I don’t use more this many different kinds of salt.... also $50? Really?

Not to brag or anything, but my dog already has her own REAL fur jacket.

$195.00 sweatpants! Sweatpants should not cost more than my car payment!