Tell it to the judge!

Yeah, I put up with Yoko’s tweets mainly because she has legitimately done some really cool/important stuff as an artist, especially the cut piece.

Yoko Ono IRL Moment: I once asked my bff what her fave color was. First, she said, “Light!” and I asked if she needed me to explain the science behind colors. Ok, ok, she says, “Uhhhmm....glitter!” No, dear, glitter is not a color. “Well, then...” finally she decides, “I like rainbow!”

...sigh, never mind. Shine on,…

This is me and my husband weekly.

I kind of feel Yoko has earned the right to be weird on Twitter, though, while Shia hasn’t even earned the right to be weird on earth, really.

Important Shia info:

It’s true. Yoko and Shia just belong together.

Once I accompanied my teenage brother to court back in the small town where we grew up so he could contest a traffic ticket (he lost). Before he was called up, another young guy’s name was called and the judge read the charges (shoplifting I think) and then asked the guy if he had a lawyer. The guy said he couldn’t…

i read somewhere that he was just tweeting lines from his past roles. not sure if true. idc enough to check.

hahahahaha shia and yoko’s tweets are now paired together forever.

Even Shia can’t answer these questions.

Who the fuck has Shia been talking to!?!? Each day a new name. Are they getting these tweets?? Do they even know him?? DOES HE EVEN KNOW THEM??

Steve Carrell gets it.

Omg that super earnest video confessional with their teen brother. This obsession with “fakeness” really takes me back. So Holden Caulfield.

Didn’t one twin get the other pregnant by stealing her pee and then get in a fight at a vlogger convention? I’m pretty that happened.

Pfft. This is child’s play. Some of the best YouTube dramz comes from old grown adults. The vegan YouTube infighting is particularly delightful. The current adult YouTube drama du jour is Thunderf00t vs. Laughing Witch. It has all the markers of great interwebz drama. Nazi accusations, hoards of subscribers leaving…

The fuck is going on here? Those twins and their brother (shave that facial hair, bro...it’s not a good look for you) are being really rude to Essena. I don’t know who any of these people are and I refuse to watch the entirety of their videos (a minute was enough to get the point) but why do they feel that they had to…

I have never felt so old as I feel right now.