Throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier!

Maybe instead of viewing this as a mandate to wear tied in the front, look at it as an option to wear a whimsical soft cod piece. Options!

Seriously, some of us enjoy the enjoyment of others. Is that so wrong?

12 likes is so many likes. I got like two likes for saying a sunset was gross. Maybe my instagram is... too real.

seriously tho, next time see if a guy will do it with your skirt or dress on, if he’s like me i swear to god it just makes everything seem more scandalous

It is! Who the fuck doesn’t like orgasms? Orgasms for everyone.

Right?! It’s just kinda... really a good headspace kind of thing.

Really. Like, not trying to humblebrag or anything but eating pussy is so fun in and of itself. I don’t understand guys like William.

Currently only available at locations in Seattle right now

I guess because most of us are older and to a certain extent, teenagers finally realizing that the teenage world is super irrelevant is really cliche.

If only she extricated herself out of it. But she seems to be spinning it off into a yet more successful internet venture. The dialectic is ongoing.

It’s kind of weird that Gawker Media is directing so much snark at this teenager who at least seems to have realized that the world she was caught up in was not healthy and wishes to convey that message to others.

I want to snark and make some silly comment about how I’m renouncing my internet presence for a more serious life of scholarly contemplation and that I’m actually a 75-year-old married housewife, etc...

the one with the rosemary? Yaaaaasss lort!

Wait. Social Media isn’t real? Young lady, that baked chicken & rice dish I posted last night was real and it was goddamn delicious!

Or are super really high on cocaine but there’s only 2 lines of the 8 ball left.

tfw you’re coming down from mushrooms

Honestly, for us most of the really bad stuff happened before most of the grandkids were born, so lately things are pretty okay. Nobody’s sick and first great-grandkid is in progress.

WOW! I’m so sorry to hear about all the tragedies and health problems with your family. It could be a curse I mean stranger things have happened but it sounds like there must be a lot of genetically predisposition to disease. I’m so sorry to hear that but I am happy to hear that your dad and his siblings have outlived…