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That's disgusting.

What state are you in? They are held to that standard in Florida.

I think ppl in public office should be held to the same standards that people who work with elderly & children are held to: no DV or child abuse allegations/charges in their past, and if something happens during the course of employment they should be removed from office.

“Orange Julius Trump”

Is it coincidence that all of the gifs pointing toward the evidence of the reptilian cult are broken for me?

Ugh! That’s so tacky. I hate that. I have a friend whose sons both have “J” names and so do her niece and nephew. I also knew a lady named Meghan. Her parents named ALL of her siblings (5 natural, 5 adopted) “M” names. Ugh!

Every time I turn on Netflix lately, this show is on the screen as my next suggested show. I thought the main character was being played by the same lady who played the annoying patient on Grey’s Anatomy who had amnesia who Alex fell in love with years ago. I didn’t care for that character (yes -

I know prison & jail are two different worlds, but my ex-mother-in-law was a guard at our county jail and HATED working with the women. She said she preferred working on the floor with the men waiting on sentencing for murder over the women. She said the women were more vulgar and manipulative and just awful.

Ryan Phillippe has ruined the fantasy. I am diasappoint.

Reid Ewing absolutely gorgeous and if he truly wrote that article (as opposed to wrote something similar that was edited to sound brilliant), he’s clearly brilliant to boot. It’s hard to imagine someone like him being insecure about himself.

I have very dry elbows. One day, while spending time at my grandmother’s house (not the one with the smutty books, the prissy one), she grabbed my arm and said, “Why are your elbows always so DIRTY?!” And proceeded to spit-wash them.

Pretty sure I snuck-read every single one of these books while spending weekends at my grandma’s when I was prepubescent.

I mean, are you really doing your job when you go in so sick you can’t focus? Is it really the company’s time? Just to be a body at desk? I feel like that’s even worse than calling out. It’s like, time theft or something.

I get PTO - paid time off, but it’s very generous - 9.23 hrs/biweekly. I have over 150 PTO hours available right now.

Dammit! I fail the pop quiz! I actually USED to know what it is, but I forgot. Stupid memorize and regurgitate.

I just screen shotted this because YUM!

Congrats for getting in the blacks. That looks goddamn delicious!

I cried when Bing Bong jumped out of the wagon.